We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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