I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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