"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Randomize
