your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just gift wrapped bread.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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