I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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