Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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