I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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