and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize