My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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