You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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