I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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