Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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