are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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