I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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