is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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