Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Can Purell be used as lube?
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
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