Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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