he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
