I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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