Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Randomize
