you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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