thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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