I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Semen is not good for contacts.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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