Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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