Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
