Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
