Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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