Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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