I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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