let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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