I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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