It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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