i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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