but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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