Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
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