you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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