I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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