guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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