Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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