VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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