No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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