I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Dear god my vagina.
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