I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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