Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
