on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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