In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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