I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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