I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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