I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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