dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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