ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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