She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Randomize
