I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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