I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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