afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
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